Thursday, October 15, 2009

NEWS MEDIA PUNKED AGAIN-THIS TIME BY BALLOON BOY

It was surreal...as it unfolded. A six year old boy...apparently piloting his wacky weather chaser dad's balloon ...uncontrollably thousands of feet above the earth. NORAD contacted. Army Air National Guard Helos scrambled for rescue....Wolf Blitzer trying to make sense of it all...perhaps for the first time in his career-

CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS, CNN HeadLine NEWS- ALL TRACKING BALLOON-Boy

THERE on the screen LIVE...AS WELL AS SEVERAL TALK RADIO SHOWS- speculating. HOW WHO. a boy. six...in the belly of the beast. a helium balloon.....not meant for flight- or was it ? built for humans or was it. What kind of man builds something like this. Do we know the family ?
IS THE BOY ALIVE? HOW WILL HE SURVIVE ?

at one point the plan was to use the rotor wash of a US ARMY helicopter to steer the Balloon into safe airspace until it landed.

"it could be hours" said one-speculative goober.


At what altitude would he need an oxygen mask ? has he fallen out. I can't see him.

"gee Rick, it does look like saucer"

"It's being followed by the traffic choppers now"

"He'll be over Denver in hours"

"I'm worried about the wires"

The experts started weighing in: Balloonists, Skydivers, Pilots, meteoro-weather guys-

YOU SHOULD OF CALLED ME- I WOULD OF SUGGESTED YOU SEARCH THE HOUSE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AND FIND MOM AND DAD...BEFORE CONTACTING NASA.

THE BOY WAS IN HIS ATTIC !

The Balloon couldn't of lifted him off the ground anyway. (WATCH MYTHBUSTERS)


Friday, October 9, 2009

OBAMA-The First Yuppie President WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Sorry Ghandi but you're not THE ONE.

Obama must be so hard to shop for. He has everything. He's THE ONE. He raised 3/4 of a Billion dollars in campaign money. He's been president for almost an entire 10 months and he's only 48 ! That's a kickin' resume. He's been on more magazine covers than anyone. Can you imagine? Every problem on the planet is the former president's fault-whew!- it's been tough cleanin' up THAT mess....and lookin' good doing it. BTW, Obama is on the cover of MEN'S HEALTH magazine this month ( Mrs. Obama is on the cover of Prevention)- It's a healthcare related thing. I saw the issues at the hospital gift shop this week. He makes it look so easy. POW. BAM. BANG. Today you gotta feel bad for those people who have actually earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

It doesn't matter if numbers dont add up, plans do not compute or promises change monthly-

Because it's about HOPE and CHANGE.....and when you're about HOPE it's all good.

So you Can get a Nobel Peace Prize for being HOPEFUL for the world and world peace and hoping we can all get along regardless of unemployment rates or debt ratios or wars because our president is HOPEFUL....and THAT is what got him elected. The U.S. dollar is now backed by HOPE. Our Military will soon be supported only by HOPE. Our cars will be fueled by HOPE and major cities will run on HOPE. The 10% of the American workforce that is unemployed(25% in some major cities) will realize, it's not jobs they need it's just HOPE and CHANGE.

OBAMA- The first Yuppie president: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE



THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE HAS SPOKEN- AND THEY LIKE A WEAK AMERICA-

America has found someone to put us in our place. HOPE HAS CHANGED