Friday, May 20, 2011

THINGS TO ROLL BACK TO PRE-1967

In case you missed it, President Barack Obama aka The One,aka The Obamessiah, aka Barry- just suggested in another award winning speech to his Middle East fans that Israel should move it's borders back to where they were pre 1967. That's not such a good idea. While the pundits and my Jewish friends who voted for Obama figure it out , here's a list of things that should or shouldn't be rolled back to PRE-1967 levels.

THINGS TO BE ROLLED BACK TO PRE-1967

The Ford Mustang

Gas Prices

James Brown

Barack Obama (he'd be a 6 year old Kenyan lad)

Elizabeth Taylor

debt


THINGS NOT TO BE ROLLED BACK TO PRE-1967

Alabama race relations

seat belts

phones

Disney

smart bombs

Monday, May 2, 2011

OSAMA BIN LADEN shot dead 18 months before 2012 election

Osama Bin Laden was shot in the head by special forces operatives yesterday. He was buried at sea in the Bermuda Triangle and his long form death certificate was also destroyed. Bin Laden's location was located based on information gathered from detainees at the still opened Gitmo. If Barack Obama said it ,it must be true.


God Bless the men and women of the United States Military