There are so many options....and so many are being done already......
The ANGRY BLOG
The FEEL GOOD BLOG
The HELPFUL HINT BLOG- I'm a consultant(so I have to charge for those....hints)
The Marketing Blog -I'm a consultant so I have to ......you get the idea
The POLITICAL VENTING BLOG.......everyone has one
The crass "I can't believe he said that crap" blog.....-half the blogs on the web
The SHOCK BLOG-old news
The Bitter Career Blog.....I like the things I do so..that wouldn't work
THE ENTERTAINMENT BLOG......too many now
The $$$ Blog-have none
The Movie Blog-a million of 'em...plus I have a 3 & a 6 year old......(figure it out)
The Advice Blog-(I sell it ) Free advice is usually worth what you pay for it
MY INNER THOUGHTS BLOG- who cares...1/2 the time I don't listen to me
MY OUTER THOUGHTS Blog- who cares 1/2 the time my 3 & 6 year old...well actually I think
they get me.......mentally...anyway...
The Marriage Blog- are you kidding? - I just got my wife new lightbulbs for the kitchen and fixed
the guest bathroom toilet for Easter- Just in the nick of
time..Easter Dinner was wonderful........the ham was like
BUTTA...is there more? I'm kidding honey !
THE SEX BLOG- There are Governors for that
The Scandel Blog- There are Governors for that
GREAT IDEA BLOG- sorry..I ..uh..call me for a consult.. 610 838-(KENM)5366(consultant-
remember?)The BOOK BLOG- I'm writing one( I actually share some of those stories when I speak to
audiences on various topics)......eventually there'll be a book at the back
of the room people could buy- but right now...well it's an empty table with..
So you can see my dilemma....
I did just finish reading my 100th book since being fired for the 7th time...just over 18 months ago...but I've also watched my share of TV..that new show Dexter(CBS) from Showtime-It's brilliant: DARK & BLOODY-BUT SO WELL WRITTEN..... I find myself wondering why I'm rooting for a serial killer-IT'S WRONG BUT.......he makes some great points....
Recently I had one of the most frustrating CUSTOMER SERVICE EXPERIENCES EVER....
I have become so disgusted with this company(you would instantly recognize the name) that I am actually building an entire KEYNOTE SPEECH AROUND THEM & WHAT A POOR JOB they did and how they treated me.....the calls (recorded for quality assurance) reached a comical level.....thank goodness I DOCUMENT EVERYTHING for fun and future revenue ASSURANCE.....it all ends up in a speech, in a book? or as some of you may remember-......occasionally on a radio program. So I'm waiting to see how and when that TRUE experience will appear. It would of went over like a lead balloon, had I been blogging for the MORNING CALL.
I've also had plenty of excellent customer service experiences with a companies just as big....so I compare those companies with this FLOP in what will eventually become a punchline somewhere down the line perhaps in one of my Public Speaking Classes( I teach as an adjunct--adjunct sounds like something a Chiropractor snaps from your back)
I have noticed a breakdown(not mine)...a breakdown in customer service training......
Remember when "can I talk to your supervisor" carried some weight?
WHAT IF HE'S AN IDIOT WHO WAS HIRED BY A DING-BAT WHO WORKS FOR A MORON
WHO REPORTS TO CLOWNS?
Do I then go down the chain of command?
OK THEN "PUT THE JANITOR ON THE PHONE"
at least he knows poop when he sees it
hey...I think I might be blogging.......
I'm gonna call Bill White and get me some of those cool Blogsite graphics
Ken Matthews can now be seen & heard on www.ValleySocialTV.com
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