Wednesday, September 5, 2012

2012 DNC (Delusional National Convention) Charlotte NC

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN and MSNBC

4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:06 PM- God or any reference to God is removed from all speeches and documents

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama.

4:30 PM - Harness your Anger by Spewing Lies -presentation by Debbie "what's her name" Shultz

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson hand out decks of race cards to attendees

4:48 PM- President Obama reminds attendees to blame Bush

5:00 PM - How to Vacation on a Budget (THE WHITE HOUSE BUDGET) - Michelle Obama.

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite.

5:45 PM - Congress can make you super rich- slide show by Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 50-minute speech on how Republicans hate people of color

7:00 PM- Michelle Obama leads aerobic work out for those who can keep up. LET'S MOVE!

8:30 PM - Bill and Hillary Clinton discuss how great they are and what they've done for the world

9:00 PM - Bill Mahr calls select Republican women the c-word   LIVE !

9:15 PM - Tribute to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - US Attorney General Eric Holder

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle and Barney Frank

10:00 PM - Official Denunciation of  Gun Owners and Bible readers.

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan.

11:00 PM - Green Energy Plan Symposium sponsored by Solyndra along with Windmill demonstration using air from Joe Biden's mouth.

11:15 PM - Ethics begin at the state level. presented by Gov. Rod Blagovich (closed circuit tv)

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM - Obama feeds the Delegates with 5 Loaves of bread , 2 Fish and a Beer

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Chris Matthews and Sandra Fluke

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior (The Obamessiah)

12:02  AM- Crying and Fainting by several in front row

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech.

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