Thursday, November 15, 2007


Q:What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Philadelphia Eagles

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar


vanillajedi said...

Just a few more for ya...

Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: The world may never know

Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard?
A: Put up a goal post

Q: What do tele-evangelists and the Eagles have in common?
A: They can both get people watching at home to stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring?
A: Thief

Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team?
A: Because then Philly would want one too

Ken Matthews said...

thanks for EXTRA COMEDY