Monday, January 7, 2008

McDonalds battles Starbucks ......weeth Bareestas

McDonalds will add a BILLION bucks to it's 21 Billion dollars a year with more expresso based drinks and real Baristas to go after the expresso people's market.

Starbucks ( whose shares have fallen 48% in the past 12 months) will counter attack by adding to it's menu: GREASE, SAUCE, SALADS IN PLASTIC CUPS and outside: a curvier drive thru curb that scrapes your rims.


Dottie said...


Will they be calling "espresso" at McDonald's "expresso??"

That is hilarious!!!

Ken Matthews said...

I would call Mxpresso-but that's probably over the top